Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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