No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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