Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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