Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think a kid would responsible me up
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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