Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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