How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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