Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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