No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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