Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What changed your mind?
Being sober
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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