i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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