So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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