I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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