Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
