my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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