Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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