Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
