I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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