Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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