Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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