I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
