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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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