physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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