Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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