Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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