Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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