As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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