i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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