I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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