I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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