We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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