Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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