There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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