Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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