i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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