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After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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