If that was your dad, he is hot
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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