So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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