I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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