i think my tv is drunk
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Floor bacon is actually really good
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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