I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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