Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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