Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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