brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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