The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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