found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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