i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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