i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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