Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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