He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
