Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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