Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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