so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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